Resolutions? ME?? Just what are you implying? That I need to change?? Well, Buddy, as far as I’m concerned, I’m perfect the way I am!
— Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)
as frail as he looked, Michael Jackson always seemed invincible
— Mariyam Makko Zahir

Yahweh: You’ve been unhappy because you’ve desired things that cannot be…

Lucifer: That’s what desire IS. The need for what we can’t have. The need for what’s readily available is called greed.

— Mike Carey (Lucifer)
Steve Jobs was born out of wedlock, put up for adoption at birth, dropped out of college, then changed the world. What’s your excuse?
— Jonathan Moss
If you’ve got a problem, and nobody else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire: THE A-TEAM. Or, just post all your fucking problems on Facebook, you miserable CUNTS.
— Jamie Sanderson
I’ve learned that periods of darkness can overcome us at any time. But I’ve also found that I’m able to endure. Overcome. And in the process grown stronger. Smarter. Better.
— Dexter Morgan
…next thing you know, they’ll take my thoughts away
— Holy Wars…The Punishment Due (Megadeth)
Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.
— Narrator (Fight Club)
When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. We all felt saved.
— Narrator (Fight Club)
We’re a generation of men raised by women. I’m wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
— Tyler Durden (Fight Club)